It's all lilah_london's fault.

Riddle me this, f-list...

"You're the _____ to my _____."

(If I like what you say, I make icon and post them all pretty-like.)

Stolen from ibreak4csi...



*points to clone_doctor* Faux!Ten wants to do me. That is truly, truly orgasmic news.

Someone...anyone...point me to some "Diary of a Call Girl" icons. Surr-iously. I need my Billie Piper Icon fix.

Also, I just caught up on the last two episodes of WEEDS...and I'm totally shipping Andy/Nancy.

Have you ever really examined yourself and realized that you're not sure if you're reacting to something because it's how you really feel or how society has programmed you to react?

I mean, really.

Do I naturally gravitate towards the male specimen and "squeeing" over it because I truly find it attractive, or because the bulk of society expects me to react that way and thus have subliminally trained me to act that way?

I ask this because when I do truly stop to think about it, the way I view men is the same way I view women. Objectively, for the most part...

I classify myself as a nonsexual, as in no preference one way or another (and personally it's true), but if I had to choose I think I'd choose heterosexual. I'm more likely to say a man is attractive than a woman, however...since I can also admit that I'm not sexually attracted to either, does that mean my "choice" of heterosexual is a lie?

Also, I do want to note that because I consider myself to be removed from sexual attraction to either gender, whenever I say someone is "hot" and I'd "do them" it does tend to make me feel a bit hypocritical. It's just...I've been programmed by fandom and life to react that way, so me doing it is second nature.

I just gave myself a headache.

I am what you would called a perverse creature.

Not in a sexual way, but more in a personality way.

Sometimes the things I do to myself and to other people isn't normal, isn't even slighty cracked!normal, but seriously demented!not-normal.

For instance...sometimes I go into "punishment" mode.

That's not to say bondage/dominance play or anything like that. It's more...I start to withhold.

If I get hungry, I wait until I'm in pain before I eat. I brood silently and gloweringly. If I want something I purposely don't get it. I worry over every little issue...

And anything can send me into that mode. The funny/ironic thing is...I created this version of myself. In my early teens I was like every other "chunky" teen. I got upset, I ate. I got bored, I ate. I got hungry, I overate.

As I got older, though, I had to purposely change the way I behaved. When I got upset, I forced myself to not eat, not even if I was hungry. When I was hungry, I usually had waited so long that I couldn't even eat all the portions (I also started to cut portions).

The worst part was emotional, however. It didn't matter what I'd done or imagined done to cause it. I had anxiety over it. If I fought with my mother, even if I was in the right, I'd go into "punishment". If I spent too much money at the bookstore/music store...punishment.

The frakked up part is...I still do it. I know it's not healthy, I know that it can cause problems, mental and physical, but I still do it.

I need someone to beta a Doctor Who fic for me. Anyone up to task?

Someone should write me a Secret Diary of a Call Girl/Doctor Who cross-over fic.

Think of it...Rose is a call girl...Doctor Who finds out...WHAT GOES DOWN?!

Or rather...who?

Come on, you know you want to write it for me. My birthday is next month! SOMEONE MUST LOVE ME!!!

Yay for me redoing my journal Invader!Zim style.

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My nieghbor is officially a dick.

It's the FOURTH of JULY. We're gonna set of fireworks.

HEAVEN FORBID SOME ASHES SHOULD GET ON HIS FUCKING CAR. LET'S GO AND RUIN THREE CHILDREN'S HOLIDAY BECAUSE HIS PRECIOUS FUCKING CAR GOT ASHES ON IT.

Not even two days ago some teeny bopper bitches on the other side of him were shooting fireworks off within FEET of his precious new car, and he does nothing about it. We're shooting them off twenty feet away, and MAYBE some ashes/debris falls on his car and he has a fucking conniption. AND HE'S SURE ITS US DESPITE THE FACT THAT JUST DOWN THE STREET (Thirty feet at the MOST), other people are shooting them off too.

*kick neighbor* I hate you.

From time to time, like many people, I google myself. It's fun, it's interesting, it's SURPRISING.

Like this...

Someone made a wiki!entry about me...

And it's a bit creepy.

ETA: On second look, it was created by a bot...but it's still creepy.

So, I finally DLed the first episodes of Supernatural so I could give it a try, since it's fandom seems so convinced of its brilliance and since many on my f-list like it...

And I have to agree. I really like it! I'm only halfway through the pilot, but so far I'm loving it. Why didn't I give this a try sooner?

Meme ganked from eowyn_girl! Copy!Paste it at your own discretion.

1. First Name: Tiffany

2. Age: 20 (The big 2-1 in one month and counting...)

3. Location: St. Louis, MO

4. Occupation: Entertainment and Electronics Dedicated Stockperson (Target's elaborate way of saying I stock E&E every NIGHT)

5. Partner? No, by choice. I classify myself as a non-sexual.

6. Kids: Hellz to the iz-no.

7. Brothers/Sisters: Five, two older bros, two older sis, one younger bro (all of them half siblings, three by dad, two by mom).

8. Pets: Gerbils! Two black ones I've named Cain and Abel. (Yes, I understand the irony).

9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:

a) Grandma and I are doing alot of gardening and planting around the house and I'm realizing that it is some hard/difficult/exhausting work and I want to stop.

b) The guy from work I was trying ot translate from a work!friend to a RL!friend is officially no!friend and now I'm dealing with the repurcussions of that. It just goes to show I need to go with my first instinct and stop trying to be "nice" and "friendly" and just be the loner I usually am.

c) Is it really sad that those are the biggest "things" in my life? I don't do much, I don't have alot of money. I'm paying off two loans from when I tried to go to school, and between that and regular bills I can't afford to do much else.

10. Parents: Dad is an alcoholic, Mom is a dope!fiend, and I live with my Grandma because she is the love of my life.

11. Who are some of your closest friends?

Don't really have any RL close friends. There's my friend Angie from work, but she's not really "close".

Online I've got comeon_eileen, paynesgrey, and (kinda, though not so much anymore) ceitnicangus.

I'm not very "friendly" really. I tend to be a loner, and though most people associate that with teen angst, for me not so much. I just...really can't stand most people (especially people my age).

I had some disturbing dreams last night.

'Nuff said.

Some of you will recall the great Doctor Who!Ten debacle of mine.

In which Doctor Who!Nine is the love of my life and Doctor Who!Ten is iffy for me. I stuck around for the second "series"(damn Brits and their funny words), but after Rose left I couldn't get into it anymore. Didn't care for Martha at all. I caught an occasional episode, but overall I stayed away (I may try catching up, however, because I think I like Donna).

When I heard Rose was coming back for a couple of episodes, of course I decided to watch. It's INSTINCTUAL.

Now I'm back into it, me thinks. I LOVE LOVE LOVE that teh Doctor still loves Rose. Seh's still his NUMBER ONE.

Also...if there is going to be a new doctor...can we have him like...remix as Doctor Nine again? Come on, RETURN TO ME CHRISTOPHER. YOU CAN WEAR YOUR HAIR A DIFFERENT WAY AND WE'LL PRETEND YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE DOC!NINE.

Damn you, phoenix39, damn you to HIZELL.

I JUST SPENT ALMOST THREE HOURS READING ABOUT MSSCRIBE. IT WAS FASCINATING AND ADDICTIVE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M INTRIGUED OR HORRIFIED.

Also, seeing some deja vu, but that's a different matter.

Seriously. Thank god I ship Severus/Hermione.

ETA: I'm finally finished. I'm exhausted. Still...omg, where the frak was I? I love drama, how did I miss this?!

I wrote a short one-shot for Burn Notice. I'm looking for someone to beta it for me. Anyone interested?

Thanks in advance.

Back in high school, this series gave me nightmares.

Surr-iously.

Salad Fingers!

There is just something so undeniably disturbing about it. The music in the back ground, the animation, even the sound effects...it just...makes you want to curl up in a ball and cry.

I love it.

Grand Theft Auto IV is incredibly fucking addictive. Especially in multi-player mode...cause then basically it's a bunch of idiots online killing each other...but it is INCREDIBLY addictive. That whole "I'm killing people but they KEEP COMING BACK AND TRYING TO KILL ME SO IT'S FAIR!" thing. This is the first time I've played ever...and I just spent two hours figuring it out...it's ca-razy. Surr-iously.